Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Goes Down


...for three days!


So Ms Hilton has managed to serve a measly 3 days of a 23 day sentence (which had already been reduced from 45). Apparently she's been freed early due to a 'medical condition'. Although the exact nature of said 'condition' is yet to be released, I'm guessing it has something to do with a severe allergic reaction to being behind bars. I would imagine that the poor lamb came out in hives as soon as she laid eyes on the natty orange boiler suit she was going to have to wear and her tiny mind would have been totally fried by the idea of living sans mobile and credit cards for the next month.


Paris has since been tagged and placed under house arrest for the next 40 days - anyone want to place bets on how long it takes for diamond encrusted ankle tags to become all the rage in LA? Five quid says Posh will be the first.

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